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Joke of the Day
"What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste."
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"Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it."
"What would be the name of a very old rapper? 2 Canes"
"Ninety-eight percent of lawyers... give the other two percent a really bad name."
"Tape is so anti social It likes to stick to itself."
"What does an uncircumcised Jedi use?"
"I'm eating this banana sideways so my husband doesn't get the wrong idea."
"TIL that there is a subreddit dedicated to praising Nancy Grace for her contributions to modern medical science. LOL! Not really, no. She is a bad person, and should feel bad."
"You know you're on drugs when you're talking to your kids about drugs and you don't have any kids."
"There are 4 gay guys in a bar and only one bar stool, how do they all sit down? They turn the stool up side down"