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Joke of the Day

"The new French tanks have 14 gears 13 go in reverse and 1 goes forward in case the enemy attacks from behind."

"What kind of baby appears when an Eskimo and a Japanese person have sex? Ugg Li"

"What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster? A bus"

"I love to challah at Jewish chicks."

"Woman: Is it a boy or a girl, doctor? Doctor: It's a mango. A perfectly ripe mango Woman: Oh thank GOD. I hate babies"

"You should take care of your nipples. They may not seem important now, but when you die, that's where the angels grab you."

"What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend? You're so shelfish!"

"Bird puns I am a bird enthusiast. My friend tried to annoy me with bird puns, but then I realized: toucan play at that game."

"Sometimes I open my mouth and a dad joke falls out and we both just need to walk away from that and remember better times ok"

"So I took your mom to In N Out 'cause I know she likes it animal style"