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Joke of the Day
"Guess what I did today.... i 2^3 "
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"God *up on a chair, shrieking*: GET IT GET IT Mrs God: You know they're more afraid of you than you are of them *gently sweeps man outside*"
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"How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it?"
"I wanted to have sex with Uma Thurman until I saw her toes in Kill Bill."
"Waiter my lunch is talking to me ! Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !"
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