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Joke of the Day

"GARY BUSEY: I WANNA WRITE A BOOK HIS AGENT: gary that's a bad ideahow'd you feel about a ghost writer? GARY: SCARED AS HELL BUT I LIKE IT"

"Why does Beyonce say ""to the left, to the left"" Because black people have no rights."

"Friends are a lot like trees... They fall down when they are hit with an axe multiple times."

"Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown? The punchline was too long"

"What is the difference between a camera and a sock? One holds photos The other holds five"

"Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia? Croatia!"

"Me: Ready for school? 7yo: [in only underwear with pants tied around his neck like a scarf & a sock on each hand] Almost"

"How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed. "

"Jokes What is a good bee joke"

"Accounting joke: What do you call inventory that doesn't exist? Finnish Goods"