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"I had a great conversation with the world's leading brain surgeon.. Best cab ride ever"
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"What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks? The closing of the Borders."
"""What else can we think about?""- Insomnia"
"Playing Scrabble is like talking to women... You spend the whole time looking at the rack trying to form words."
"Why did one european country eat the other? Because it was Hungary"
"How do you figure out which contestant in a Ms. America pageant is a prostitute? Look for the one with the sash that says ""I da ho""."
"My father told me a joke. How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb? He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you."
"I never close my eyes in the shower because that's how murderers know when to show up and kill you."
"It may be autocorrect, but I'm excited to see how this plays out when I drive my friend to pickup her satan wedding dress."
"Damn girl are you an alarm clock? Because no matter how many times I hit you you won't shut the fuck up"