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Joke of the Day
"I had a great conversation with the world's leading brain surgeon.. Best cab ride ever"
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"(From my 7 year old) Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon? Because she'll just let it go."
"Did you hear the one...? Did you hear the one about the Concubine and the Muse...? Fucking Inspirational...!!!"
"How do you call a male prostitute? A prostidude!"
"Why are C programmers just the worst? They're classless."
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 jumpers they went 79 stories in 10 seconds."
"Live today like it's your last!! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't."
"The only Foursquare location I'd be interested in reading you tweet from is the cave of Bin Laden."
"Why do they call it multiple personality disorder and not being a people-person?"
"All the toilets have been stolen from Scotland Yard The police have nothing to go on"