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Joke of the Day

"If you're seen one shopping centre... You've seen a mall."

"Hello? 911? Could you warn the Byzantine empire that Leo VI is going to die next year and they should appreciate him while they can?"

"Almost had a threesome last night.... Just needed two more people (Sure its been done before but I couldn't resist)"

"Went to take my dog with no legs for a walk in the park... now its a dragon."

"If the pen is mightier than the sword... ... Then why do actions speak louder than words?"

"A Priest and a Rabbi See a 8yr Old Boy. The priest says, ""Lets Fuck Him."" Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""

"Which state serves the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota."

"Hello? Yes, this is the chair store calling, are you sitting down? No? well"

"What's the scariest path? The psychopath"

"Egypt needs a new president. I need a summer job. This could be perfect."