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Joke of the Day

"If I was an alcoholic, I'd stash all my booze in the laundry basket because apparently I'm the only person in my house who knows it exists."

"Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because the cops are just gonna beat the walls for being black."

"Bernie Sanders isn't a Messiah. He's just a Jewish guy sacrificing himself to save millions from their own sin and ignorance while being insulted the entire time. Clearly no basis for a religion."

"Asian stereotypes: Samsung, Sony, Sanyo."

"Think About It... What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?"

"Rick Astley will lend you his Pixar collection... But he's never gonna give you Up."

"When a woman says, ""I'm NOT crazy"" *clapping her palms together per syllable* That's universal for, ""You're going to die."""

"During the '72 World Series, who took the most balls to the face? Liberace"

"Why do sharks only swim in salt water? (Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!"