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Joke of the Day

"Chinese woman pray before releasing fishes in Paris river la Seine when https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G77aVXoxTk"

"He who goes forth with a fifth on the Fourth, may not come forth on the fifth!"

"Lots of hockey tweets, sadly I'm from Alabama where a bunch of white guys chasing something black with sticks has a whole different meaning."

"*pulls out earbud* What? ""We need to talk."" *pulls out earbud* ""You've been spending too much time at Chernobyl."" *pulls out earbud* No way"

"What did the baby eating cannibals say in the hospital to the expectant mothers? Fetus!!!"

"So a wizard was walking down the street... Then he turned into a driveway."

"What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender? Pure-eh"

"When does a joke stop being funny? When you repost it."

"Just googled ""sensible cars"" if anyone wants to share an applesauce cup with me at the retirement home."

"My penis is so big... the only relationships I can have are long distance"