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Joke of the Day

"Chinese woman pray before releasing fishes in Paris river la Seine when https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G77aVXoxTk"

"The milkman A man comes home to his wife and says 'apparently the milkman has slept with every woman on this street except one', his wife replies 'I bet it's that stuck up cow at number 12'"

"For an extra $20, you can purchase a mountain bike instead of a Kia."

"What bank do birds open accounts with? The one with the most branches!"

"What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo"

"What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans? vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim."

"They say there's a lot of fish in the sea but I can't hold my breath long enough to have sex with them."

"Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team? She kept running away from the ball"

"Q: Why did my wife cross the road? A: To fuck some dude (sorry my jokes haven't been as funny since I found out about my wife's affair)"

"The D word that everyone's been feeling at work is depression. I guessed the wrong word, apparently. Aaaaand there's HR calling me. Brb."