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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team? She kept running away from the ball"
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"One way to know if someone is lying to you is if their facial mole is in a different place every time you see them"
"My wife mentioned that she couldn't remember if she took her anti-anxiety medication. I asked if she was worried about it?"
"Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit Sikh"
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"If you're wondering at what age you'll stop messing up your life know that it's not 40 and apparently not 50 either."
"""Entertainment News"" is a strange way to spell gossip."
"Do you know why Cannibals don't eat divorced women? Because they're bitter."
"I like sex. My wife is pregnant! We are going to have a boy or abortion."
"German sausages... are the WURST!"