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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo"
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"Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread."
"[on a date] *showing her pics of my pet lizards* ME: ""and I named this one Queen Elizardbeth"" HER: ""I must have sex with you immediately"""
"How did the fruits get married? They Cantaeloped!"
"why is math book so sad? it has many problems..."
"Oral makes my day, but anal makes my hole weak!"
"What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs? a paleontologist."
"What happens to illegally parked frogs? They get toad away."
"*me at fast food counter* ""hey mister, did this meat bark or meow?"" ""It asked stupid questions."""
"I bet ninjas have the worst gas... ...because they're silent but deadly."