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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo"

"what do you call it when you sext someone and they dont respond? Molexting"

"A customer was due change of 22 cents so the cashier threw it at him."

"I don't know much about fashion. I assume a leotard is an idiot born between July 23 & August 22."

"What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time? He over*dos*'d ^^^^I'll ^^^^see ^^^^myself ^^^^out"

"I went to the local swimming pool today... And I asked the receptionist, ""How much for 2 children?"" She replied, ""$9.50."" ""Awesome!"" I said. ""Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip?"""

"Kill two birds with one stone. Kill two birds with two stones. Kill as many birds with as many stones as you want. We must eradicate birds."

"5yo: if superman & batman had a big fight, superman could throw him into space where he'd suffocate'. I'm raising a problem solver you guys."

"Why did the.. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"

"I went by the house I grew up in and asked if I could go in and look around. They said no and slammed the door. My parents can be so rude..."