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Joke of the Day

"How do normal people vs feminists laugh? Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe.."

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"What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally? At a religious revival, they say ""STAND UP FOR JESUS"" At a bikers rally, they say ""SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"""
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, except that the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they're supposed to be."
"Eternity The time between when you cum and she leaves."
"Why were the dyslexic lesbians frustrated? They kept trying 96 but couldn't make each other cum."
"People who put the punchline in the title What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?"
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