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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists? Microscope"
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"A pirate, a chicken and a train enter a bar. ""what can I get you?"" ARR BKAWK CHOO CHOO"
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"You know those voices in your head? Choose the smartest, sanest one and call it you."
"How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle."
"[first date] Her: I like a guy who gets a little nasty Me: [puts hand sanitizer away] I used a gas station bathroom once"
"Traveling with a four year old boy is like transferring a serial killer between prisons."
"Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it."
"What did one termite say to another in a burning building? ""Barbecue tonight!"""
"""Dad, why are there no jews on jupiter?"" ""Because its a gas planet son"""