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Joke of the Day
"Knock Know? Whose There? Letm. Lemt Who? Let me in please"
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"What value is higher than infinity? Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry."
"I met a woman with one leg today. Her name was Eileen."
"Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper? Sith happens."
"Every time I forget to feed my cat, I thank god that I wasn't a teen mom. Because that child would not be OK today."
"Vegeta truly had his karma come back to him. He got married and had kids."
"Two atoms are in a bar, Two atoms are in a bar. One says, ""I think I've lost an electron."" The other asks, ""Are you sure?"" To which the first replies, ""I'm positive."""
"Autocorrect sucks Amorites guys?"
"Who is the president of the trees? BarkOak Palma"
"Dating a redneck The only thing worse than the friend zone is the family zone. But when a redneck says she loves you like a brother, its go time."