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Joke of the Day
"God must be a Republican. He wasn't that into humans until He found His Son was one."
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"A fax machine is just a surprise printer."
"Octopus have 3 hearts, what has 13 hearts and no organs? A deck of playing cards."
"Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? To Make America Great Again"
"Happy and Sad An old man says to his wife, ""Honey, there is no possible way to feel both happiness and sadness at the same time."" The wife says, ""Out of all your brothers, you have the biggest dick."""
"Did you hear about the snail who used to be shipped around the world in wooden crates? He was ex-cargo."
"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish? Lightbulb."
"What's the worthless piece of skin hanging off the end of a penis? A man."
"What did the jewish pedophile say to the child? ""Wanna buy some candy?"""