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Joke of the Day
"Vegeta truly had his karma come back to him. He got married and had kids."
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"I was worried because I heard a beep and didn't know if it was my cell, iPod, Wii, Skype, Facebook, email, Twitter or TV. Thank God it was just the fire alarm."
"So a man comes into a bar... No wait it was a horse! So a man comes into a horse..."
"I'm so happy Leonardo finally got an award, he was such a brilliant inventor and painter."
"Rembrandt was unsurpassed in his ability to depict light and shadow in his works, until the camera came out. then he got insanely surpassed"
"I had to put my dog down last night He's just too darn heavy to carry around anymore."
"Overheard on the organ black market ""Got awful grammar? Buy this colon!"""
"What's the saddest thing in the world... Dick, His family are nuts, His neighbor is an asshole, His best friend is a pussy, And his master beats him"
"""WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE MY IPHONE"" - new thing I scream at my kids"
"Why did Megan fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan."