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Joke of the Day
"What were the French children doing in the pool? Piscine."
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"""Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?"" ""He said it was too tight."""
"Sausage fest at my house tonight. Not what you think. Just eating many varieties of sausage. Nice people. Good music. NO GIRLS ALLOWED."
"Why is hockey the bloodiest sport? It has three periods."
"my daughter's joke How does the Pope fly to Mass? In his HolyCopter."
"What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop."
"why didnt natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."
"Hey, want to play the rape game? No? That's the spirit!"
"Autocorrect: Can't live with it, can't live meow it."
"If women ruled the world, there would be no wars... Just bunch of countries not talking to each other"