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Joke of the Day

"Kanye West builds a time machine so he can interrupt himself interrupting Taylor Swift."

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side!"

"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Yes."

"When asked about his religious beliefs, Donald Trump states that he... ""definitely believes in a higher tower""."

"Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!"

"Bouncy balls are super fun if you love to play with something very briefly, then spend 45 minutes looking for it in a shrub."

"[NSFW] What's a 6.9? Another good thing spoiled by a tampon."

"Do you know how to tell if a date rapist put a roofie in your drink? Wanna beer?"

"My friend asked me how I became so confident, I told him I play Russian roulette every morning... RIP Larry."

"I have but one greviance with the airplane pilots. Fantastic chaps, but good God, they're never grounded."