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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] What's a 6.9? Another good thing spoiled by a tampon."

"I have this Jewish friend. Hebrew beer for a living."

"When fish play football who is the captain? The team's kipper!"

"Why couldn't the dolphin turn around in a hallway Because he was driving a tractor"

"An open letter to the President of the United States. Dear Mr. President I know where you live."

"Assistant: Uh sir? Your personalized jean jacket is very cool but it looks like the store screwed up. It says STAN on the back. Satan: WHAT"

"Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware."

"Star Wars Force Awakens joke Im Seriously concerned about new star wars. If this continues, Well then im very interested, How will the Rey with her training, run with Old Skywalker on her back"

"They say people and their pets start to look alike, which is why George Clooney is now tied to a tree in my backyard."

"Spain are blaming their loss this evening on the weather. Apparently it was 2 Chile."