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Joke of the Day
"Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!"
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"A man is flying on a plane Lady Flight attendant: hello, would you like some headphones? Man: yeah I would, but how did you know my name was phones?"
"My Calculator is missing the minus button. But on the plus side.....it still works"
"""Just saw this text."" Just saw this lie."
"Don't be afraid to be open-minded. Your brain isn't going to fall out."
"Napkins used after eating hot wings and then put in your pocket should NEVER be used as toilet paper no matter how much you've had to drink."
"Gosh, hell must be really awkward. I mean there's Hitler, and all the Jews."
"I am starving and horny. This cucumber is going in me one way or another."
"My parents asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I said I wanna watch. So they let me"
"What do you call a vegetable optometrist? A sea cucumber."