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Joke of the Day
"Incestuous relationships often involve a aunty-climax"
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"Brazil - Germany Football Game Ok, I see Germany scored a touchdown and point after, but how the heck did Brazil get 1 point?"
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"What Do Ghosts Like To Stare At? BooBees."
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"Why is there no Windows 9? Because 7 8 9."
"{discussing wedding dresses} CW1: I had mine preserved. CW2: I donated mine to a charity. You? Me: I used mine as kindling for a bonfire."