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Joke of the Day

"I was in Nigeria browsing Tinder the other day It said ""There are no available girls in your area."" (Thanks Boko Haram)"

"Just when we thought there were no more celebrities to die and then WHAM!"

"""The princess dies. And then the people trying to save her die. Dragon guarding the castle? Dead"" - Bedtime at George R.R. Martin's house"

"Tear gas is the saddest gas."

"Anyone who thinks Jesus wasn't a white man has never been to communion The body of Christ is a cracker."

"No amount of college can prepare you for how angry you'll get at the way people park in the real word."

"I was 3 yrs old when my mom was diagnosed with my brother."

"Son : ""Dad, who did I get my intelligence from ?"" Dad : ""It must be from your mother. I still have mine"""

"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool so I decided to give him a glass of water."

"Look, Clinton's gonna win. US President order has to follow Star Trek Captain order: white guy, white guy, black guy, woman, Scott Bakula."