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Joke of the Day

"How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

"In a Catholic boarding school, how do you know when to go to bed? The big hand touches the little hand."

"Recent studies have shown that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy"

"Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television? Because the white balance was off on the camera."

"If I ever ran a tobacco company... ... I'd name my cigarettes ""heretics"". So anyone could burn his own heretic every single day."

"What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake? ""Dough!"""

"What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and rape? I can't remember."

"A short penis joke I'm Asian"

"What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant? Jason's Dale!"

"Where do wind gusts go to on dates? -To Chicago"