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Joke of the Day

"Concentration Camps (x-post from /r/Poems) Guess Who? It's a Jew Concentration camps for You! Boo Hoo! It's a Haiku F*** You. Edit: I know it's not a haiku."

"A girl comes home to her mother She walks up to her and says ""Mom, a creep in the park today asked me to give him a blowjob for this beautiful necklace!"""

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? ""Broken Pencil."" ""Broken Pencil Who?"" ""Never mind, it's pointless."""

"One time John Waters spilled water on me and my mom said ""thank god his name isn't John Barbecue Sauce!"""

"The earth moves 1.6 million miles per day. So no I didn't just ""lay in bed and watch TV all day"" I traveled very far thank u"

"What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone."

"I like my beer the same way I like my violence... Domestic."

"Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland? All the horses drowned"

"What's E.T. short for? Because he has wee legs"