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Joke of the Day
"I discovered I have a fetish for figuring things out. (X-post /r/puns) I came to the realization."
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"What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song? ""(1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"""
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"""Benjamin Button"" *""Benjamin who?""* ""Benjamin"" *""Who's there""* ""Knock knock"""
"Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games? So that they can pack the defence!"