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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the snail who used to be shipped around the world in wooden crates? He was ex-cargo."

"!HARD Drive! Q: What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A: Woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.[Source](http://smile.xonaki.com/Joke/EN?categoryCode=EN&jokeId=95)"

"So PSY's song ""Dear American"" includes the lyric ""Kill them all slowly and painfully"" and now I understand what Gangnam Style was all about."

"I reply to ""Happy New Year"" with ""not if I have anything to do with it."""

"You know what's fucked up? A girl on top."

"Elephants Did you know an elephant's sexual organs are in its feet? if they step you, you're fucked!"

"What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !"

"I know I'm gorgeous, young and sexy. My secret to eternal youth is a steamy bathroom, so my glasses mist up."

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Teach a man to fire and he'll run for president."

"I'm so proud of myself, it took me only six months to finish my latest jigsaw puzzle... ...the box said 2-4 years!"