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Joke of the Day
"The cow got very nervous when it saw beef As cow's career was at steak"
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"How to keep a man happy: 1) Phone him 86 times a day 2) Wail hysterically 3) Be needy 4) Never sleep with him 5) Buy yourself shoes"
"(OC) What do you call Helen Keller punching someone? Senseless violence."
"How do you brainwash a liberal? Give him an enema"
"What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? One US Leader"
"How do puppets have sex? No strings attached."
"What's Brown and Sticky A stick"
"I just burned 2000 calories! That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven and take a nap."
"What do you call a slutty horse? A Whorse"
"Did you see that Sargento is going to stop selling shredded cheese? They're trying to make America grate again"