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Joke of the Day

"So Clark Kent is walking around with a giant cape bunched up under his dress shirt? I feel weird when I wear an undershirt."

"What ""YSK"" means? Everyone keeps telling me that I should know..."

"""is that blood or ketchup?"" ketchup ""how is that even possible?"" *surgeon stops making incision* I don't know"

"Best Joke Ever... This US presidential election. Yup, I went there..."

"A man is almost hit by a car. Chrysler averted."

"What's white, located in washington and has a president within it? Monica Lewinsky's teeth."

"I heard a joke about corn the other day. It was amaizeing"

"According to the second law of thermodynamics......... According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me. :)"

"whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come back from camp."

"I wonder if the coach of the opposing team on Air Bud got fired when he explained to the principal how a golden retriever outscored his team"