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Joke of the Day

"According to the second law of thermodynamics......... According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me. :)"

"Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture of Jesus only needs one nail to hang up."

"I have never understood telephones ,i mean, how can sound travel at the speed of light"

"What kind of boxes do gay boxes like? Male Boxes."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary Those who don't And those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke."

"When they start getting the 5-day forecast right then maybe I'll listen to their climate change theories."

"Scientists say, six out of seven dwarves are not happy. -- As seen on QI."

"What is a King's favourite piece of Golf Equipment? His Royal Tee"

"This post will give you wings... because you just read bull."

"me: I know it's over, but can I have one last hug? Please? Him: *moves closer. stops & sniffs* omg are you covered in superglue?"