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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if the coach of the opposing team on Air Bud got fired when he explained to the principal how a golden retriever outscored his team"

"How does a CANDU reactor work? By believing in itself."

"There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable...."

"did you hear the one about the arguing grandfather clocks? one chimed in and other tocked over him. also they were both racists"

"Corduroy Pillow ""Did you guys hear about those new corduroy pillows?"" [silence] ""No? I heard they were making headlines"""

"Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks? A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!"

"What goes zzub-zzub? A bee flying backwards"

"What's the definition of a will? Come on, guys. The answer's a dead giveaway."

"What's white, red, black, blue, and doesn't like sex??? The 9 yr old in my trunk!!!"

"Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits? Unit E"