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Joke of the Day
"A man is almost hit by a car. Chrysler averted."
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"I remember your face, and I even remember what we talked about, but what the hell was your name again?!"
"There's something actionable in your pants."
"What type of milk is swiss cheese made of? Whole milk."
"Went to the Planetarium to do some stargazing but I didn't see one celebrity. Rip-off!"
"I get so angry when I hear about children being abused/named ""Jaden."""
"I'm gonna hang a Batman costume in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's."
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!"
"Was chopping herbs and got some in my eye now im parsley sighted"
"""Food expiration dates are lies. It's all about control."" My knife breaks as I cut into a plate of milk. ""I'm saving this for later."""