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Joke of the Day
"What material is Mario's pants made out of? Denim denim denim."
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"Steal your neighbors' garden gnome. Send them a series of photos of the gnome lurking near various truck stop men's rooms."
"a guy with bdsm fetish plays COD whats his favorite mode? DOMINATION"
"My friend is so rich He thought Manual labor was a Spanish musician"
"What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band? AC/DC"
"So two fish are hanging out in a tank... So two fish are hanging out in a tank, when one turns to the other and says ""Are you sure you known how to drive this thing?"""
"*after 7 hours in a Chinese restaurant* Me to waiter: ""Actually, do you think I could have a fork?"""
"If your Uncle Jack was stuck on the horse... Would you help your uncle jack off the horse?"
"To all you hilarious guys telling Ronda Rousey jokes today: Seize your moment, gents! Talk about a woman *and* look like the winner by comparison!"
"There was an explosion at my favorite restaurant last night. News reports say that someone ordered the ""chicken a la Hu-akbar."""