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Joke of the Day
"What looks like half a sandwich? The other half."
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"Two whales are sitting at a bar. One of them suddenly says: ""Mmmwaaaaaaaooooomm!"" The second whale looks over and and says: ""Dude, you're really drunk."""
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"what is common between a pregnant woman and a burned pizza ?? someone forgot to pull it out"
"How many germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nein"
"What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu? I, Robotussin."
"LPT: Take your garbage can to the supermarket with you so you can see which items you've recently ran out of."
"A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."
"My car, spinning uncontrollably thru a crowd of ppl, & my Korean friend screams""HIT THE BLAKES"" & I'm like""I CANT BE THAT SELECTIVE"""
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND-EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"