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Joke of the Day

"My doctor just told me I have Alzheimers... The only thing I can do now is figure out why I'm at this hospital"

"The Egg Race Who came in first? The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second? The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last? That would be the baked egg."

"Literally nothing has had less of an impact towards changing my life than that inspirational quote you posted on social media."

"Two Asians are watching the weather forecast... ... and the forecast reports that there will be showers in the area. The first Asian says, ""Oh man!"" And the second Asian says, ""Bah, rain."""

"David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman... ...""I want you to call me David Hoff"". The barman replies: ""Sure thing Dave... no hassle."""

"I've gone from agony to ecstasy in this last week. Hopefully, by the end of this month... ...I'll be done reading this dictionary."

"What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer? He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them."

"Comp Sci Joke I'd tell you a joke about TCP but I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it."

"Why are men smarter than women? Because two heads are better than one."

"My mom yelled at my sister "" GET OUTTA MY PURSE!""... My sister yelled back ""I'M TOO BIG TO BE IN YOU'RE PURSE!"""