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Joke of the Day

"What game do they play at Mexican carnivals? Guaca-mole!"

"What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively? OC/DC"

"The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died. Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England."

"Found my son and his GF naked in his room, Sex-ED is so advanced. Now, they also give homework!"

"What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -Catch my drift"

"What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head? Sir."

"Opinions are like Assholes... Everyone has one, and some just taste better than others."

"Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me."

"A woman in labour is screaming at her husband. He says ""Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to put it in your ass."" ""But Nooo, u thought THAT MIGHT HURT!"""

"Why did the Mexican food go to counseling? He wanted to taco bout his problems"