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Joke of the Day

"A woman in labour is screaming at her husband. He says ""Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to put it in your ass."" ""But Nooo, u thought THAT MIGHT HURT!"""

"My 3yo just told me that he loves to make babies and I don't know what it means but I'm terrified."

"What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria? Light"

"Everyone makes fun of Aquaman, but he's got it all figured out. He spends all day chilling in the water. His life is one big pool party."

"What do you call an easter extremist? The middle easter bunny"

"ME: do dogs think we have three mouths because we pick stuff up with our hands? VET: where exactly is your dog ME: he's uh coming later"

"People always get disgusted when I say I slept with my teacher... I think it's because I was home schooled."

" Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket."

"I have two children, one's five months and the other is twenty one months... ...we didn't want too big a gap, so my wife had them both by caesarean. -Ed Byrne"

"What's the best blood type? Blood that is circulating."