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Joke of the Day

"A woman in labour is screaming at her husband. He says ""Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to put it in your ass."" ""But Nooo, u thought THAT MIGHT HURT!"""

"My girlfriend is going to a rastafarian party and has asked me to do her hair. I'm dreading it."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I've been doing nothing for years."

"Remember when I told you to be yourself? I think we should revisit that."

"Why did Liberace like playing the piano? Because he sucked on the organ."

"Have you heard about the new viagra eye drops? It makes you look hard"

"Hi, Can I domesticate you?"

"How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin? They use a Milwaukee-Talkie"

"Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, ""A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"" The other monster replied, ""Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."""

"The Cleveland Browns completely revamped their playbook Every pass play now has a 12 step drop back..."