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Joke of the Day

"How to catch a Polar Bear Cut a hole in the ice, fill it with dead fish, then hide. When the polar bear shows up, kick him in the ice hole."

"I hate it when people call me four letter words like innumerate."

"George Bush and his son like to refer to each other as ""41"" and ""43."" I don't know why they'd be so proud of IQ's that low."

"Wanna hear a potassium joke? K"

"I used to work for a bank but then I lost interest."

"Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener? Because he was good at pulling weed"

"BBC NEWS: Government plans to ban all Internet porn. On an unrelated note, does anyone want to buy a laptop?"

"My 4 year old loves wrestling with the family. He's Hulk Hogan, I'm The Rock and our 1 year old is the folding chair."

"How long do black women need to bring the garbage out? About 9 month."

"They say we are created in Gods image. So does that mean he smells the toilet paper after wiping too?"