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Joke of the Day

"BBC NEWS: Government plans to ban all Internet porn. On an unrelated note, does anyone want to buy a laptop?"

"Why does Donald Trump secretly not want to win the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"Honey, I'm pregnant.. Hi Pregnant, I'm dad."

"Repost: 9/10 doctors recommend water over soda 1/10 doctors live in flint Michigan"

"I turned to her and said ""We're all just seeking validation, aren't we?"" She just ignored me, stamped my parking ticket, and handed it back."

"I just found a Macklemore CD in a Thrift Shop and the Universe imploded."

"Why did Rembrandt lose his house? Because he was *Baroque*."

"No one ever taught me about erections. So I had to learn the hard way."

"Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving ""Black Friday""? Because everything is a steal."

"What blood type are most grammar Nazis have? A Type O"