201712
Joke of the Day
"So my uncle is starting a summer camp... It's for kids about to be molested."
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"What did the tree say while it was being transplanted? Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!"
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when I pull the meat out."
"My family seemed kinda happy that the rice I made yesterday fell on the floor before I could serve it tonight."
"Drunk is when you feel sophisticated but can't pronounce it."
"What do you call a porno with conjoined twins? 2 girls 1 muff"
"Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery? He's not a fan of juvenile plots."
"Americans lost their racism just in time... ...for this beautiful colored christmas!"
"Those of you who think you know it all are damn annoying to those of us who do!"
"What do Mormonism and LSD have in common? Dyslexia"