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Joke of the Day
"what did the serial killer spill to the victim i would tell you but id have to kill you"
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"""Hire me or I'll eat your family."" -effective bear resume"
"There's no ""I"" in ""denial""."
"We are all part of the ultimate statistic ten out of ten die."
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you take out the sausage."
"I like how McDonalds mixes the napkins in the to-go bag with the greasy food, so that even when I'm wiping my mouth I can get fatter."
"I think about other women when I'm having sex with my wife. But I always think about her when I'm having sex with other women."
"I haven't seen anyone in a yellow jersey this disgraced since Lance Armstrong."
"Why do all polish names end in ski? Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)"
"Q: Mom why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment dear."