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Joke of the Day

"Why do melons have to get married in a church? Because they cantaloupe."

"I couldn't put it off any longer, at the mall to shop for Christmas presents. Christ, what was I thinking... I came here sober."

"Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry? they have too many ohms to be good conductors."

"To everyone with a motorcycle: your motorcycle is very loud & we are all very proud of you."

"Why is everyone bragging about how great it is to have kids? I slept till noon today, and the only person who threw up last night was me."

"That's a nice sham-wow you got there... It would be a shame if someone replaced the wow with the letter e"

"How do you organize a space party? You planet"

"Hey girl are you like a gorilla exhibit? Cause I want to drop a baby in you."

"What does a lawyer say to another lawyer? We are both a lawyer."

"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? A: He could feel his presence!"