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Joke of the Day
"How do you organize a space party? You planet"
Next Joke
"There was a kidnapping in my neighborhood today... So i woke him up."
"Have you ever met that one guy you really want to punch in the face? Turns out punching a mirror is painful for your hand."
"Henry VIII would be glad to know that in a post-Game Of Thrones world he actually seems pretty chill"
"A short and a long joke * joke * JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE"
"What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees? They get bee'd up"
"What did the lesbian vampire say to another lesbian vampire? ""See you next month"""
"Why did Tigger shoot Pooh? He had an itchy Tigger finger?"
"I watch too much Asian porn... I accidentally learned to speak Korean."
"So a sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a hill Ba-dum-tiss"