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Joke of the Day

"What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth? A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans"

"A guaranteed way to make a hormone... Don't pay her..."

"When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?"

"Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? ""Why are we running so fast ?"" said one Because it says ""Tear along the dotted line"""

"Did you hear about the redneck family campout? It was fucking intense"

"Preventing childhood obesity... It's as easy as taking candy from a baby."

"Them: If you were stranded on a desert island with any two people, living or dead, who would they be? Me: Can they both be dead?"

"One of the simplest ways to stay happy is to let go of the things that make you sad."

"Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest? He was barking up the wrong tree."

"A French man asks... ""Do you even lift, breaux?"""