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Joke of the Day
"What did the zombie body builder say? GAINSSS!!!"
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"Her: You're up to a pack a day nowyou have to cut back. Me: [petting the alpha male of the wolf pack I just adopted] I can quit anytime."
"Why don't they play poker in Africa? Because there's cheetahs."
"the statue of liberty was a trojan horse thing but it was too hard to break out of and it's full of skeletons now"
"What's a word that starts with ""u"" and ends with ""w""? Cloning."
"""My birthday's coming"" Do you know what I need?"" ""Yeah but how do you wrap a life?"""
"Getting up Is only the second hardest thing in the morning."
"Closed letter to the mods of r/Jokes... O"
"Why did the male ghost get scared after the female ghost said ""boo""? The male ghost wasn't ready for a committed relationship."
"Ex girfriends are like refugees As long as they are far away, you dont care about them, but once they come closer you feel like shit"