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Joke of the Day
"A French man asks... ""Do you even lift, breaux?"""
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"[answers phone during job interview] What's the address here? The Pizza Hut guy can't find me."
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"What did the dyslexic chemist do? He drank H20, too!"
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"I was dropped on my head as a baby but not as hard as the pound just dropped."