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Joke of the Day
"Preventing childhood obesity... It's as easy as taking candy from a baby."
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"A Mexican magician tells the crowd he will disappear on the count of 3... He says ""uno... dos..."" *poof*! and disappears without a tres."
"I wrote on my stereo in marker that this is the loudest stereo of all time. I was stereotyping"