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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro? I don't have a Camaro...."

"Let's play hide and sex. I mean seek. Damn it. Seek. Unless you're okay with hide and sex. I'll meet you in the hall closet in one minute."

"Why can't Bruce Jenner drive a KIA? Because they have tranny problems too"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gagging noises"

"HR: Me: HR: Me: HR:..87. Karen has lost 87 PERCENT VISION.. Me: HR: Me:..she looked at my cheese stick.. HR: Me: HR: Me: *eats cheese stick*"

"What's the different between a pilot and a pepperoni pizza? I give a shit when my pizza is burnt."

"(real news) A tech company has announced they are close to perfecting a flying car. The company says the car should be ready by the year 2000."

"How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Bush did it."

"ME: genie, i wish i was dead GENIE: [makes me dead then brings me back to life] ok u have two wishes left ME: i dont think u understood"

"I have earned 800.25 as a male prostitute Too bad each of them paid 0.25"