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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Bruce Jenner drive a KIA? Because they have tranny problems too"

"What's black and never works? Decaf coffee"

"Did you hear about the Aggie that moved to Oklahoma? Raised the I.Q. of both states."

"[chef interview] BOSS: Are you familiar with kitchen jargon ME: Yeah, that means you're missing a jar"

"Where do some popes get their vestments? Urban Outfitters"

"You get to sleep all day, cat, that's why I get the good food."

"I'm sick and tired of hearing Jew jokes! Anne Frankly, none of them are even that good."

"Morning is like someone constantly whispering ""fuck you"" into your ear."

"You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera."

"My wife said she's had enough of me because I always get my directions mixed up. So I just packed my bags and right."