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Joke of the Day

"HR: Me: HR: Me: HR:..87. Karen has lost 87 PERCENT VISION.. Me: HR: Me:..she looked at my cheese stick.. HR: Me: HR: Me: *eats cheese stick*"

"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christoper Walken"

"why should you never buy a Asian graphics card? bad drivers."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer I am not sure what they were laced with but I have been tripping all day"

"The worst part of this election... ...isn't that Donald Trump won, but that fucking Amy Schumer is reneging on her promise to leave the country."

"My drug dealer is hilarious... he cracks me up"

"If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because he's a fucking creep"

"What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number? Nought two sixty."

"Why did the black child cross the road? To get to the other side"