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Joke of the Day

"Paul Walker was in Eight Below... ...and now, he's six below."

"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I'm black?? Cop: Sir, you're white, driving 90 in a 30. Me: Racist. Cop: Get out."

"I just bought a 3D kindle. Or a book as it is more commonly known."

"I lost 40 Pounds in 4 months!! I didn't realize the British stock market was so volatile."

"A friend told me that all apples were yellow... I was like, ""that's bananas"""

"write pizza as all the answers for homework because pizza is always the answer"

"Serial Killer... The police have caught a serial killer with a really bad stammer. They said it'll be a while before he finishes his sentence."

"I'd like to stab you now. Please step off my carpet and onto the tile."

"Is it possible to wanted the same thing and still break up.. Yeah, If you both only want to have sex with girls."

"What cheese does a piano princess eat? Mozart-rella!"