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Joke of the Day

"Star Wars Rogue One - Crap Joke Casian - 'Jyn, we need to refuel our ship!' Jyn - 'K, to Esso!'"

"I feel sorry for the people who are supporting Hillary. Living without a brain must be difficult."

"What do you call a high person with Downs Syndrome? A baked potato."

"What do you call a shape that's always worried? A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)"

"Every Canadian child goes to sleep with a plush toy of the current Prime Minister to keep them safe. Justin Trudeau was elected because Stephen Harper was scaring the children."

"The Creation Museum commercials on TV..."

"When a woman tels you it's five minutes, then it's five minutes. Don't need to ask her every quarter of an hour."

"Walmart has an alarming amount of security camera video with me humping stuff with a swimming pool noodle."

"What's the best thing about sex with 21-year-olds? There are 20 of them."

"The reason iPad has no camera is that there's no way to take a good pic while laughing at how goofy you'd look using it as a big ass camera."